View Full Version : Should Craner Surf Belharra Reef?

22-03-2010, 09:51 PM

This could be me.

23-03-2010, 09:30 AM
Wheres the 'yes - he'll die but it'll be a good death' option? :D

Mr. Tea
23-03-2010, 10:04 AM
Wheres the 'yes - he'll die but it'll be a good death' option? :D

This was pretty much my thought - what a way to go, eh? :cool:

23-03-2010, 10:48 AM
do it man. fuk all that health & safety shit!

23-03-2010, 12:13 PM
Looks more fun than Norwich. Have you ever surfed before? Are you any good? Can't you find a bigger wave than that one?

23-03-2010, 02:11 PM
My dad surfed this while wrestling a bear.

23-03-2010, 05:15 PM
Only if you let me do the documentary/snuff film.

23-03-2010, 08:05 PM
Yeah, I've been a surfer since 13, with lacuna between 19 and 27 and then 27 and 29. The bit between 27 and 29 was when I was living a heavy smoking and drinking lifestytle in London, and was not wise, and I almost drowned at Caswell Bay. Now I give myself 5 years to get in shape and accept financial contributions towards my endeavour. Viva Belharra! Viva Craner!

23-03-2010, 08:06 PM
I choose this wave because it's big, doesn't depend on a vicious reef, and is in Europe.

23-03-2010, 08:07 PM
It's nice to see that 4 people don't want me to die.

23-03-2010, 08:22 PM
I haven't cast my vote yet.

23-03-2010, 08:25 PM
Will you at least contribute money?

23-03-2010, 08:41 PM
I don't think I can pay to see a man die.
Or the real reason; I don't have any money, I've been unemployed since October. What do you need money for anyway? A one-way trip should be reasonably cheap. Why not get a loan, you won't have to pay it back?

23-03-2010, 08:44 PM
Because I will survive! I will tackle and tame this wave! Where's your faith???

Show it with s

23-03-2010, 09:05 PM
"Because I will survive! I will tackle and tame this wave!"
That's gonna create a load of problems.
I have no but maybe I could show it with pppppppp.

23-03-2010, 09:10 PM
You cynic.

23-03-2010, 10:05 PM
Why dont you get a sponsorship card and call round to all your hoity toity big cheese political mates' houses?

24-03-2010, 09:15 AM
Good plan. Ahmed Chalabi'll have a few quid to spare.

24-03-2010, 06:31 PM
How much money do you actually need?

Flight to Bordeaux + bus to St. Jean de Luz + boat + new board (?) + food and drink = not that much

Or is this some sort of super luxe surfing mission?

It'd be a great thing to do.

24-03-2010, 08:40 PM
As I don't know you in the slightest, I tend to operate under the subconscious assumption that you actually are Cacofonix. My mental image of you attempting to surf that thing is fantastic.

24-03-2010, 09:17 PM
500 quid?

By the way, I do look a lot like Cacofonix, and I can't sing, so keep that beautiful image in your head.