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BareBones
23-07-2010, 02:45 PM
I once read a review of ronnie woods' paintings and it said "ronnie wood is the worst artist alive, and when he dies he will be the worst artist that has ever lived". with this in mind i would like to use the catastrophically bad painting of ronnie's below as the basis of a birthday card for a friend of mine, but i really want to replace the microphone in photoshop with an engorged penis, preferably one spitting jism over rod's and ronnie's faces.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2007/11/07/ronnie_wood_rod_stewart_450x338.jpg

anyone a dab hand at photoshop want to do this for me as a favour? i can't supply the cock pic, i'm afraid.

Sick Boy
23-07-2010, 03:32 PM
hahahahaha

I can't help you but I support you and whoever lends their support to this endeavour.

BareBones
23-07-2010, 04:36 PM
thanks sickboy. i do actually have a copy of photoshop but it's a version from about 2001 and to be honest i don't have a clue what i'm doing with it, so i'm hoping a more skilled dissenser can help me out.

mistersloane
23-07-2010, 05:22 PM
This should be a competition for Blue Peter. Here's mine - not one of my better works. Doing the google image search was fun "do you mean giant squirting cocks?" lol.

I reckon Zhao or Woebot would blow me out of the water on this though.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f119/mistersloane/ronniecock.jpg

BareBones
23-07-2010, 05:31 PM
nice effort, mistersloane - but is it just me or is that one odd-looking cock?

mistersloane
23-07-2010, 05:48 PM
nice effort, mistersloane - but is it just me or is that one odd-looking cock?

It was a huge one so I had to make it smaller and stretch it to get it to fit. It's amazing how flexible cocks are nowadays.

massrock
23-07-2010, 06:48 PM
That is a hideous painting though, it's true.

massrock
23-07-2010, 06:48 PM
Like bad fan art with added narcissism.

Sick Boy
23-07-2010, 07:44 PM
loooooool sloane what is that?!
it looks like a dog's cock.

wise
24-07-2010, 10:05 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/6jdgmp.jpg

mistersloane
24-07-2010, 10:13 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/6jdgmp.jpg

phew. I thought I was gonna have to spend all today looking for cock shots! Thanks wise!

BareBones
27-07-2010, 11:19 AM
cracking effort, wise. In a good example of how quickly things are disseminated on the internet, another friend of mine (who doesn't use this forum) actually emailed this picture to me yesterday just moments after I saw it myself here. mental.

baboon2004
27-07-2010, 11:28 AM
best thread title in an age. reckon it should become a rolling thread of similar requests.

wise
27-07-2010, 01:03 PM
What goes around cums back around...... :o

IdleRich
27-07-2010, 03:05 PM
This is a great thread.