i am fully aware that this thread may cause a spot of bother, but talking to a friend about this over the weekend, i've come to the conclusion that scottish music is almost entirely horrendous.
in order to state my case fully i call on you to view exhibit A: Deacon Blue *gasps of horror echo across the courtroom*
then, to prove that this nation has no regard for public decency whatever, exhibit b: Runrig (the use of bagpipes in pop music will NEVER be a good idea, the sole exception being dancehall's kashmir rhythm).
and, finally, the most damning piece of evidence of all, exhibit c) *pulls a copy of marillion's misplaced childhood album from suit jacket, holding between piched fingers, like a soiled diaper, as some more fainthearted members of the public gallery begin to faint*
so ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i ask you to take account of only what you have seen here today and do your duty. convict scotland of making the shittiest music ever (and yes that does include the blue nile, before anyone tries to say that they're any good).
in order to state my case fully i call on you to view exhibit A: Deacon Blue *gasps of horror echo across the courtroom*
then, to prove that this nation has no regard for public decency whatever, exhibit b: Runrig (the use of bagpipes in pop music will NEVER be a good idea, the sole exception being dancehall's kashmir rhythm).
and, finally, the most damning piece of evidence of all, exhibit c) *pulls a copy of marillion's misplaced childhood album from suit jacket, holding between piched fingers, like a soiled diaper, as some more fainthearted members of the public gallery begin to faint*
so ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i ask you to take account of only what you have seen here today and do your duty. convict scotland of making the shittiest music ever (and yes that does include the blue nile, before anyone tries to say that they're any good).
