Shoplifting
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Leo
Well-known member
not as an adult. i stole baseball cards as a kid (pre-teen): i'd grab two or three packs, slip a couple into my pocket and pay for one. they only cost about 25 cents but i guess it was more the thrill of it. looking back, i can't believe i had the balls to do it (because i generally was/am pretty much a big pussy) and also am amazed i got away with it for so long. never got caught.
benjybars
village elder.
Not gonna lie, I'm partial to a few supermarket self-service checkout shenanigans. Bit like that famous chef guy that got caught. Except I'm much better than him and know how to do it properly..
This made for interesting reading (very much U.S orientated tho)
http://graffitiguide.blogspot.co.uk/2009/05/shoplifting-techniques.html
This made for interesting reading (very much U.S orientated tho)
http://graffitiguide.blogspot.co.uk/2009/05/shoplifting-techniques.html
sufi
lala
lying is worse than teefing, in some situations anyway
i'm fairly accomplished in this field,
my last notable escapade involved making off by hail n ride bus with a garden fork,
been caught a few times back in the day, but never learned my lesson,
i know it sounds glamorous kids, but it ain't worf it
benjybars
village elder.
oh right, fair enough.
dunno how well it speaks of the dissensus clientele that there are now two separate threads on shoplifting!
Legitvibez
New member
been caught a few times back in the day, but never learned my lesson,
i know it sounds glamorous kids, but it ain't worf it Best Business In Nigeria
i know it sounds glamorous kids, but it ain't worf it Best Business In Nigeria
woops
is not like other people
woops
is not like other people
i read an article somewhere about a woman who used to suffer from heavy depression until she started doing tonnes of exercise which released a load of adrenalin that sorted out the depression, so i had a theory that doing a load of shoplifting is really good for mental health
IdleRich
IdleRich
Often we walk away from the self-service thing and girlfriend produces something from her pocket... never occurs to me though.
Pandiculate
Well-known member
I used to always enter 2 bananas when really I had 3 until a machine called me out on it and I had to pretend it was an honest mistake when the staff helped me out. Straight and narrow since then.
woops
is not like other people
IdleRich
IdleRich
Crikey.. you must have been sweating like fuck with the stakes so high. Phew.
Pandiculate
Well-known member
I'm just not built for it
I'm better at it when I'm drunk, woken up with some potted plants a few times
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WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
Lighters off mates, insidious mindfuckery. It is a bit childish, but reciprocated all the time too
Every so often you hand a bunch back and they go off about missing their favourite lighters, it isn’t like they’re heirloom items or fuck all
Every so often you hand a bunch back and they go off about missing their favourite lighters, it isn’t like they’re heirloom items or fuck all
IdleRich
IdleRich
Me either. Would have cracked under the pressure and just legged it.