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luka
14-04-2015, 10:03 PM
I love trolling. A lot of neutral observers would call me one of the greatest trolls of the twitter era.

I read two guardian articles on trolling today. A good onehttp://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2012/nov/09/confessions-of-an-internet-troll
And then this http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/apr/13/troll-pickup-artist-online-internet
Which I don't even believe is genuine. No human male is that pathetic. It must be some sort of wounded bird pick.up routine

luka
14-04-2015, 10:04 PM
The guardian hates trolls cos they don't like it when you answer back

luka
14-04-2015, 10:04 PM
They actually think they have that role cos they are smarter than you, they actually think they deserve it

luka
14-04-2015, 10:39 PM
Can live with people not enjoying my 'poetry' but very wounded that my work on twitter never got the attention it deserved cos I done a lot with that medium
I think I was a twitter genius tbh

luka
14-04-2015, 10:40 PM
Like when I make that clay model of a man with a giant cock having a wank and kept sending it to dan snow. Fucking hell that was well funny

luka
14-04-2015, 10:44 PM
Or that time I goaded newt gingrich into making a major policy speech abt building a permanent moon base

luka
15-04-2015, 03:52 AM
Or what abt when I done that shit in pizza express and took a picture of it and tweeted it to pizza express hq like look at this shit I just done in your restaurant lool well funny

vimothy
15-04-2015, 12:05 PM
The guardian hates trolls cos they don't like it when you answer back

Their idea of trolls is the scumbags who are ruining the internet for the rest of us, by being mean and unreasonable.

It's interesting that so-called "pickup artists" are such hate figures as well.

Mr. Tea
15-04-2015, 12:41 PM
The concept of trolling has been sadly much debased. It's misused these days to describe what is rightly called flaming - single-entendre insults, death/rape threats - whereas is actually means, or used to mean, pisstakery by dissimulation.

Chris Morris is a troll. Jeremy Clarkson is not.

Mr. Tea
15-04-2015, 12:43 PM
...he loves Swedish women because they always drop their pants at the drop of a hat and donít expect you to spend a penny on them.

The kinky ones might, lololol.

luka
15-04-2015, 12:46 PM
Turns out Sam wolfson is a good illustration of what I was going on abt with vice UK and how it is just a nursery for nice guardian writers

luka
15-04-2015, 12:47 PM
Practice your chops and rehearse your basic opinions at vice then send your cv to the guardian

vimothy
16-04-2015, 10:27 AM
If Vice is converging on the Guardian, the Guardian is also converging on Vice.

vimothy
16-04-2015, 10:28 AM
(Actually, the Guardian appears to converging on Buzzfeed.)

HMGovt
16-04-2015, 10:33 AM
Online, as in real life, I am adept at deploying the Stone Cold Troll, where I go all straight face and then convince the victim(s) that something is true (WHICH IS NOT TRUE) by perfectly superposing the totally implausible and the actual.

For example, convincing idiots that our most powerful telescopes can already detect traffic congestion on alien worlds; that Ebola is a form of whooping cough; that ingrown toenails develop when someone else's stray clipping works its way into your foot.

I reckon I could Stone Cold Troll you or anyone into credulous bafflement. It gives me no gratification at all, I do it to puff some air into your crumpled milk carton conception of reality. I sometimes work for the government doing this, hence my name here.

Mr. Tea
16-04-2015, 12:10 PM
Online, as in real life, I am adept at deploying the Stone Cold Troll, where I go all straight face and then convince the victim(s) that something is true (WHICH IS NOT TRUE) by perfectly superposing the totally implausible and the actual.

For example, convincing idiots that our most powerful telescopes can already detect traffic congestion on alien worlds; that Ebola is a form of whooping cough; that ingrown toenails develop when someone else's stray clipping works its way into your foot.

I reckon I could Stone Cold Troll you or anyone into credulous bafflement. It gives me no gratification at all, I do it to puff some air into your crumpled milk carton conception of reality. I sometimes work for the government doing this, hence my name here.

BACK TO WORK, UNDERLING.

Best,

Rob Hannigan.

HMGovt
16-04-2015, 12:39 PM
BACK TO WORK, UNDERLING.

Best,

Rob Hannigan.

Gold top milk is so very yellow and creamy because it is allowed a higher percentage of pus from mastitis infected udders than regular full fat. Indeed, some dairy farmers actively pour jugs of pus collected from their herd's udder lesions into selected tanks of milk to increase its value. We're all being trolled by the dairies, lads.

Mr. Tea
16-04-2015, 12:45 PM
Gold top milk is so very yellow and creamy because it is allowed a higher percentage of pus from mastitis infected udders than regular full fat. Indeed, some dairy farmers actively pour jugs of pus collected from their herd's udder lesions into selected tanks of milk to increase its value. We're all being trolled by the dairies, lads.

A man in California was once shot dead without warning by a police marksman because he'd been seen smoking upwind of a school.

luka
19-04-2015, 01:21 PM
Couldn't get anyone to go pub with me today so maybe might get beers in and fuck about on twitter again

Mr. Tea
06-10-2015, 08:45 PM
"Having to wash a pair of jeans is nothing compared to rape" (http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/10/feminists-fall-for-pissforequality-hoax/)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQkSthMUAAACFnY.jpg

Classic trolling in which it's all but impossible to distinguish the troll from the trolled. For all I know, I might have been trolled by thinking anyone was genuinely trolled by this. But then, it's entirely plausible that it happened...

sufi
12-10-2015, 04:23 PM
:mad: #takebackthetech (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TakeBackTheTech&src=tyah) campaign against online abuse against women, swamped by bullying trolls this weekend... including some of the pissing sockpuppet parodies above

Mr. Tea
19-11-2015, 08:53 PM
Relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin_was_a_mushroom