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Mr. Tea
09-08-2015, 12:37 PM
Noel Edmonds has given a bizarre new interview claiming that Wi-Fi is 'destroying' our electro-magnetic fields and that death doesn't actually exist.

He also explains that the key to happiness is to re-imagine your physical body as a "container of energy" that will return to a "massive, incomprehensible universal web" once you die. Of course.

"The Wi-Fi and all of the systems that we are introducing into our lives are destroying our own natural electro-magnetic fields," he explained to The Mirror. "All you are is energy, remember that."

Edmonds explained that the best way to achieve a positive mindset is to imagine yourself as a container of energy that will exist beyond any physical realm. (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/noel-edmonds-says-death-doesnt-exist-and-electrosmog-is-more-deadly-than-ebola-or-aids-10439536.html)
I suspect Edmonds is merely the human mouthpiece for Mister Blobby, who came to Earth to lead our species into the next stage in our spiritual evolution. (He'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds.)

you
10-08-2015, 01:01 PM
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I suspect Edmonds is merely the human mouthpiece for Mister Blobby, who came to Earth to lead our species into the next stage in our spiritual evolution. (He'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds.)

new book innnit
[url]http://noeledmonds.com/portfolio-items/positivity-formula/ (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/noel-edmonds-says-death-doesnt-exist-and-electrosmog-is-more-deadly-than-ebola-or-aids-10439536.html)

I CANNOT WAIT TILL HE'S PLUGGIN'IT ON THE ONE SHOW

Mr. Tea
10-08-2015, 04:24 PM
I CANNOT WAIT TILL HE'S PLUGGIN'IT ON THE ONE SHOW

Excellent use of SARCAPS.

you
10-08-2015, 04:40 PM
I do have a morbid fascination with the one show. It's a distillation of everything wrong in the UK.