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Yoghurt Sothoth
14-06-2005, 10:41 PM
Me = 2.4m penthouse apartment in docklands, Bentley Continental GT in the basement garage (Bugatti Veyron on order (You cannot afford)), 140 grammes of Bolivian arriving at midnight, rocking the Internet through Onestep at over 100Mbps.


You = flatshare in Clapton, S-reg Fiat Panda, A teenth of nasty black hash and a 28.8kbps dialup modem.

Me = Top down, chrome spinnin.

You = Pants down, knock kneed.

Woebot
15-06-2005, 07:38 AM
Me = 2.4m penthouse apartment in docklands, Bentley Continental GT in the basement garage (Bugatti Veyron on order (You cannot afford)), 140 grammes of Bolivian arriving at midnight, rocking the Internet through Onestep at over 100Mbps.


You = flatshare in Clapton, S-reg Fiat Panda, A teenth of nasty black hash and a 28.8kbps dialup modem.

Me = Top down, chrome spinnin.

You = Pants down, knock kneed.

OK Yog. You're over your 1 wacky post a day quota now.

Yoghurt Sothoth
15-06-2005, 12:52 PM
OK Yog. You're over your 1 wacky post a day quota now.

:(

Well that's pricked my balloon.

stelfox
29-04-2008, 12:55 PM
i have cable tv and a king-size bed

STN
29-04-2008, 01:00 PM
i have a really posh toaster that my mum bought me, it is posher than any toaster your mums* have bought you.

*i'm addressing the board collectively, rather than implying that stelfox has two mums.

stelfox
29-04-2008, 01:13 PM
i have two mums. that's why i am like royalty.

stelfox
29-04-2008, 02:36 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/69855008_bec9ea0088.jpg

STN
29-04-2008, 02:58 PM
which of your two mums does that belt belong to?

Mr. Tea
29-04-2008, 02:59 PM
Yog's reality: a small pastel-blue bedroom decorated with cartoon clowns, a handful of plastic toy cars on the floor (thoroughly chewed), a Ritalin due to be administered by his mum along with some mashed banana and weak lemon squash in about ten minutes and accessing Dissensus via:

http://www.powerpage.org/archives/images/olpc/olpc.jpg

Lichen
29-04-2008, 03:01 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/69855008_bec9ea0088.jpg



What kind of king has a faded check duvet cover?

Mr. Tea
29-04-2008, 03:04 PM
What kind of king has a faded check duvet cover?

Jonathon King? :D

STN
29-04-2008, 03:07 PM
What kind of king has a faded check duvet cover?

Haven't you seen Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? God, I bet you'd pick a really fancy duvet cover from John Lewis and crumble horribly into dust.

woops
29-04-2008, 03:58 PM
did i read that wrong, or did somebody just try to pwn an immortal?

zhao
29-04-2008, 04:47 PM
did i read that wrong, or did somebody just try to pwn an immortal?

woebot got away with it 3 years ago because he's the woebot.

i have nothing. but look good naked.

stelfox
29-04-2008, 05:00 PM
What kind of king has a faded check duvet cover?

it's not faded!

Lichen
29-04-2008, 06:08 PM
It's just not very regal though is it?

Unless you're a clan chief.

Mr. Tea
29-04-2008, 08:20 PM
did i read that wrong, or did somebody just try to pwn an immortal?

Election Cthulhu gives as good as he gets!

Edit: I just realised this thread is in the Politics forum. Awesome.

swears
29-04-2008, 09:30 PM
I forgot my sandwiches for work today, so I went to Marks and Sparks and got a 3 sarnie and some sort of fancy muffin. Livin' large.

swears
29-04-2008, 09:34 PM
Edit: I just realised this thread is in the Politics forum. Awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Theory_of_the_Leisure_Class

zhao
30-04-2008, 05:17 AM
this conversation just occurred yesterday on another forum:






class shit, where is worse? west coast / east coast?

i remember in LA all people cared about was what kinda car you drive...

the correct answer is London

stories/anecdotes please.

(i'll likely be living there by end of summer)

The reason I said London is because historically, the English are way more wrapped up in class issues than other places. See: My Fair Lady, Educating Rita, etc. etc. I was just there in March and happened across a TV show that was interviewing people on how obsessed with class the English are ("do you speak the 'Queen's' english?" "do you have curtains or shutters?" "where in London do you live?" etc etc.)

fokse vektaire xeven
30-04-2008, 10:28 AM
What kind of king has a faded check duvet cover?

In the Kingdom of the baggy-trousered, the ironic name-buckled man is King.

Gabba Flamenco Crossover
30-04-2008, 05:06 PM
Heavy is the pelvis that wears the crown.

Mr. Tea
30-04-2008, 06:56 PM
It's just not very regal though is it?

Unless you're a clan chief.

Hahaha, I'm such a nerd: I thought you were referring to the Yog's supposed 100Mb/s Internet connection, rather than Stelfox's tartan duvet, and meant 'clan chief' in the sense of a Quake/Team Fortress/Counterstrike clan. :D

benjybars
30-04-2008, 07:54 PM
Heavy is the pelvis that wears the crown.

:)