Yoghurt Sothoth
Lord of the files
Me = £2.4m penthouse apartment in docklands, Bentley Continental GT in the basement garage (Bugatti Veyron on order (You cannot afford)), 140 grammes of Bolivian arriving at midnight, rocking the Internet through Onestep at over 100Mbps.
You = flatshare in Clapton, S-reg Fiat Panda, A teenth of nasty black hash and a 28.8kbps dialup modem.
Me = Top down, chrome spinnin.
You = Pants down, knock kneed.
You = flatshare in Clapton, S-reg Fiat Panda, A teenth of nasty black hash and a 28.8kbps dialup modem.
Me = Top down, chrome spinnin.
You = Pants down, knock kneed.