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17-08-2005, 01:28 PM
Dedicated to Christian Spam

17-08-2005, 01:29 PM
I had an experience with God, Sept 2003, Jesus is Lord:

Short version:
God said,"Good News." then I recieved a Good News bible.

Long version:

I was down Pittsburgh, finishing up a day of work at Cargenie Mellon as I
was working as a computer consultant for the
Career Center. It was a pretty cool job. I'd write some software, modify
hardware, or just do some light work such as
deliver mail. I felt pretty much complete, after having a long hard time in
school. To finally be working was a great
feeling. I decided to go out for Sushi. At the Sushi place, I was seated in
front of an Aquarium where a single fish
swam. I thought on the situation that there was a specimen of beauty in
front of me, yet I'm going to be eating fish
soon. There was music playing which I think was Japanese. I finished my
food and tipped the waitress. Before I left, I
wished a Bob Marley song would play. The next song on the radio was a Bob
Marley song. I thought that was pretty cool.
So I left, and was walking back to work to check in and see if anyone
needed anything. While I was walking over a
bridge, I heard God say to me,"Good News". It was like a whisper, but it
came with authority. I had to understand what
it meant. I felt compelled to go straight to my car and drive. When I was
driving I felt as if I should go towards
home, and while I was driving, I felt unable to turn my eyes to look at
billboards or be distracted from the road. I
had an effect similar to tunnel vision where everything but what was
necessary for driving was being filtered out.
Eventually I passed my old church that I went to when I was young. My dad
was there doing maintaince on the graveyard.
I felt this is where I needed to go. I stepped inside the church and my dad
and I talked. We held hands while talking
and our arms were trembling. I don't think I mentioned being told the,"Good
News". He went upstairs and brought down a
Good News bible for me.

I don't claim to be a prophet,but I fully know God exists as explained in
the bible. I'm well educated, and I
appreciate science. But neither science, nor do fake religions detract
from the bible. If you read the bible, you'll
find truth.

17-08-2005, 03:23 PM
The problem with Christian spam is that, unless it's of the "It's very nice to be in contact with you, but I didn't write to you to exchange pleasantries, I wrote to tell you about Jesus", or of the Old Testament hellfire and brimstone variety, then it can be quite boring.

18-08-2005, 01:09 AM
i had a spam-type encounter with a bible-basher in the high street today.

BB: "how are you today?"

SK: "errr... fine thanks. not really into God though, so... [backs away]"

BB: "why not?"

SK: [looking back while walking way] "well, she doesn't exist!"

BB: [looks incredulous] "...he!"

interesting that, given one momentary opportunity to argue the point, the guy's instinct was to assert God's male gender, rather than the metaphysical entity's existence.

19-08-2005, 11:14 AM
And there's always the blogpsot.com one - try any Blogger address, but with that mispelling. I've always wondered about that - is it trying to pretend that it's a sign from God, that He (She) has overtaken your browser in order to impart some message to you? (Rather than a lame cybersquatting scam).

Grievous Angel
22-08-2005, 10:51 AM
For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, I don't get any Christian spam.