Here it is:
SUCK YOUR MUM
FUMIN' IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER GRIME BEEF
WE HAD THE FIRST OF OUR ''HATE IS A STRONG WORD''
grime nights at the Old Blue Last this month.The bar takings were down,the bouncers started crying,but at least there were three rival grime crews on stage having a huge fight.It was like the grime equivalent to the Source Awards when Suge Knight threatened the East Coast.Only without the celebrity,money or audience.
The row between Jammer's Jah Mek The World and Lethal Bizzle's Fire camp came to a head,when both crews turned up unannounced and started exchanging infant school insults.
Fire camp's MC Fumin' didn't make it to the mic before the parental slanging erupted into grade A scuffling,and he was pushed off the stage.