Vincent Gallo's come

Diggedy Derek

Stray Dog
He's not 5'11", that's a total lie. I'm 5'11", and my girlfriend (shorter than me) was standing on a level with him at All Tomorrow's Parties.

So if anyone wants to buy any of mine, the price will be inflated accordingly.
 

DJ PIMP

Well-known member
Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

haha!
 

mms

sometimes
Diggedy Derek said:
He's not 5'11", that's a total lie. I'm 5'11", and my girlfriend (shorter than me) was standing on a level with him at All Tomorrow's Parties.

So if anyone wants to buy any of mine, the price will be inflated accordingly.

heels derek, heels. :cool:
 
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