Super Earth: Dissensus Decides

MATT MAson

BROADSIDE
So, they found a new Earth 5 times the size of ours that could harbor life.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/08/26/new.planet/

Two things are immediately obvious. 1 - We'll probably go there someday soon and
2. Only the members of Dissensus collectively have the wisdom to work out the best way to live there.

How will we cope the year only being 10 days long? What kind of sun cream do you need on the beach when your sun is a red dwarf? How will the cultural war between fans of dubstep and funky house, that clash of ideologies that is tearing this world apart, be resolved on our new home planet?

I turn the floor over to you, the founding mothers and fathers...
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
1 - We'll probably go there someday soon and
2. Only the members of Dissensus collectively have the wisdom to work out the best way to live there.

Quite frankly I'm disgusted at the imperialist and probably racist attitudes already being displayed towards this sovereign planet by Blairite neo-liberal scumfucks like you, [blah blah whinge whinge rant dribble....]
 
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