Fucking amazing magnetic turntable

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mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound

• Jan 8, 2008

• #1

on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TURNTABLE-TEC...ageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m122

I'll suck off - or equivalent - anyone who buys it me, every week for a year.

 

fokse vektaire xeven

Arab Nazi

• Jan 8, 2008

• #2

With six lps by assmann? wasn't that a kool keith alias :slanted:

mistersloane said:

on ebay
I'll suck off - or equivalent - anyone who buys it me, every week for a year.

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with all due respect i don't reckon $750 a week is worth a blow job. or equivalent

 

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mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound

• Jan 8, 2008

• #3

fokse vektaire xeven said:

with all due respect i don't reckon $750 a week is worth a blow job. or equivalent

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It'd work out at about 14 USD per week, which puts me slightly above a crack ho but slighty below a professional whore. I can get certificates of merit from other satisfied customers if necessary.

 

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noel emits

a wonderful wooden reason

• Jan 8, 2008

• #4

I've seen one of these, or something very similar in a nearby junk / antique shop. Don't think it's still there and it did look very run down. Can't remember the price but it was nothing like that, more like £70 or something. Ideal for the noise musician who has everything.

 

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mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound

• Jan 8, 2008

• #5

noel emits said:

I've seen one of these, or something very similar in a nearby junk / antique shop. Don't think it's still there and it did look very run down. Can't remember the price but it was nothing like that, more like £70 or something. Ideal for the noise musician who has everything.

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D'yer think they work? Or what does it sound like d'yer reckon?

 

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noel emits

a wonderful wooden reason

• Jan 8, 2008

• #6

mistersloane said:

D'yer think they work? Or what does it sound like d'yer reckon?

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The colour of the discs reminds me of the very cheapest audio cassettes so I imagine it sounds like underwater poo, especially if you can't get hold of new one's from Assmann, whoever he is. Not a very informed opinion I know but you did ask.

 

CHAOTROPIC

on account

• Jan 23, 2008

• #7

You're telling me with that thing you can record anything you like? On brown 'ASSMANN' brand vinyl???

I'm masturbating as I type this.

 

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mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound

• Jan 23, 2008

• #8

it's Assmann plastic and noel says it'll sound like underwater poo! Scatalogical heaven!

 

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noel emits

a wonderful wooden reason

• Jan 23, 2008

• #9

 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps

• Jan 23, 2008

• #10

Needs more G. G. Allin.

 

CHAOTROPIC

on account

• Jan 23, 2008

• #11

The classics are always the best.

Incidentally, if you search Google Images for 'Millie Jackson's Back To The Shit' you get this:

... and this:

Funny old world!

 

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mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound

• Jan 23, 2008

• #12

CHAOTROPIC said:

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My hair always goes fuzzy in the rain, I shoulda covered my head with my Blanket.

 

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CHAOTROPIC

on account

• Jan 23, 2008

• #13

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Nice to see you're a man of your word anyway. Which one of them bought you the turntable?

 

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mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound

• Jan 23, 2008

• #14

CHAOTROPIC said:

Nice to see you're a man of your word anyway. Which one of them bought you the turntable?

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I do hot puppets for free.
It didn't even sell! Starting bid at 750 bucks, as if.