Woebot
Well-known member
OK so everyone knows this but its true. Certainly round where i live in London we're swarming with squirrells.
Oh look theres a squirrel dragging a discarded Mcdonalds box across the road.
Oh look theres one waiting for me as i open the front door.
Oh look theres one urinating in the back yard
Oh look theres one climbing the Virginia Creeper
Oh look theres one scaling the wire mesh around the football pitch
Oh look theres two
acting in my capacity as local green guerilla (planting trees in the councils abandoned flower beds) i planted a lelandea bush which flowers in february. and if the fucking cunt squirrell isnt eating its blooms. and theres so bloody cocky! i walked right up to the bastard and took a photo of him and he was infuriatingly nonchalant.....
Oh look theres a squirrel dragging a discarded Mcdonalds box across the road.
Oh look theres one waiting for me as i open the front door.
Oh look theres one urinating in the back yard
Oh look theres one climbing the Virginia Creeper
Oh look theres one scaling the wire mesh around the football pitch
Oh look theres two
acting in my capacity as local green guerilla (planting trees in the councils abandoned flower beds) i planted a lelandea bush which flowers in february. and if the fucking cunt squirrell isnt eating its blooms. and theres so bloody cocky! i walked right up to the bastard and took a photo of him and he was infuriatingly nonchalant.....