I can't cos he's dead, but we did have a few drinks together, he once turned round to a Scottish girl I knew and said, "Glasgow? That's where all the hoors come from". He used to give me Guinness when I was 7, turned me into a fucking alkie. He also had these great stock phrases he'd always repeat over a pint like, "Ah, Dixie Dean, that was a real footballer, kicked the ball and carried the keeper into the back of the net", "Eastenders? Ah now, that programme makes very little of the real Eastenders" and "Terry Wogan came over here with nothing and now look at him, on TV, acting the cunt".