View Full Version : Happy VD

14-02-2005, 11:54 AM
All over the land, teddy bears are launching heart shaped balloons into the heavens. Frolicking lambs roll around the fields, white roses in their teeth. Cupid flutters down to Ken Livingstone and hands him the 2012 Olympics. A soldier in Iraq puts down his assault rifle, picks up a guitar, and serenades a woman in purdah with an impromptu rendition of "Playing Your Game Baby".

I didn't get any fucking cards either. Bastards.