Nights in London tonight?

So my internet filters in work just went mad and I can barely access anything;

I need a non-dubstep, non-drum and bass night tonight, if there's anything doing, suddenly have 4 men from outside the city to accomodate (no homo).
Don't think I'll get a chance to use the internet at home before I go out.

I'm going JME anyway but that finishes early innit.
Funky would be ideal to be frank.


Thanks in advance.

I sometimes forget that I'm not on grimeforum and therefore those in-jokes don't work.