Spaz - personality test

crackerjack

Well-known member
This has been going round facebook, but is dumb enough to merit a wider audience. All you need is a MP3 player with a shuffle. I'm gonna do mine again, just in case any of my FB 'friends' here are and I don't want them to know me.

INSTRUCTIONS

2. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
3. For each question, press the NEXT button to get your answer.
4. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!


SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Dr Funkenstein - Parliament

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Silent River - The Gayletts

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Forget Marie - Lee hazlewood

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Full-Tilt Boogie - Uncle Louie

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Stuck - Peven Everett

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Red LightIndicates doors Are Secured - Arctic Monkeys

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Scott Made Me funky - D-Nice

WHAT IS 2+2?
Release The Sugar - Spektrum

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
100 Years from Today - Beloved

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
In Niel - Devendra banhart

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Wisdom - Bob Marley

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Oh Jah, Can't You See - Barrington Levy

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Walk On Guilded Splinters - Dr John

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING:
Big things Poppin - TI

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL
Suffering Blues - DJ Vadim

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST:
I Still Love You - Jean Stanback

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Me and guiliani Down ... - !!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Rebel dance - King Tubby

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?:
Skeng - The Bug

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Under Mi Sleng Teng - Wayne Smith

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Handing Highg - Lykke Li

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
When You Gonna Give It Up To Me - Keyshia Cole & Sean Paul

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?:
Hard Back - Dizzee rascal

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?:
Close My Eyes - Arthur Russell

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Woman Tangle - Shabba

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?:
Every Next Day - Ramadanman

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?:
House Of Pain - The Game

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Love & Happiness - First choice

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?:
Spaz - NERD (I did the last one 30 times to fiind a good one)
 

bassbeyondreason

Chtonic Fatigue Syndrome
There is No God - The Meatshits

SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Commie Song - Teen Idles

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Critical Madness - Autopsy (I swear to god this is actually what came up)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Suicide Kiss - AR Kane

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Original Nuttah - Shy FX and UK Apache

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Just Fucking - E40 ft Bosko

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Famine - The Proletariat

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
God Only Knows - The Beach Boys

WHAT IS 2+2?
From Greenland's Icy Mountains - Edison Mixed Quartet

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Dios, Patria, Rey - Eskorbuto

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
To Understand Mankind - Sounds of Tyme

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Black Drop - Mount Vernon Arts Lab

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Runnin Around - DRI

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Dust on the Window - Low

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING:
In the Darkness - Death SS

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL
Freak Scene - Dinosaur JR

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST:
A Name I Call Myself - Souls of Mischief

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Donk - Soulja Boy

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Alternativ - Asocial

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?:
En Vind Av Sorg - Darkthrone

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Saint Angel - Goldie

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Gathers No Moss - Shadows Five

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Eye of Haze - Dawnfall

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?:
Start - LARM

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?:
Sweet Young Thing Aint Sweet No More - Mudhoney

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Flat Beat - Mr Oizo

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?:
Down in the Flood - Sandy Denny

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?:
Dunbells - Mission of Burma

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Black Rose - Thin Lizzy

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?:
There is No God - The Meatshits

Some of those were spooky.
 

mixed_biscuits

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SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Bilavisur - Bjork

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Humming Chorus - William Orbit

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Abuse - Anne Clark

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Floor Face Down - Ian Pooley

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Straight Line - Wire

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Desolate Outpost - Void Settler

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Death of a Salesman - Low

WHAT IS 2+2?
Ella Megalast Burls Forever - Cocteau Twins

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Freed from Desire - Gala

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Blue Savannah - Erasure

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
In My Dreams - Emmylou Harris

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Les Noces D'Ete - Claude Tchamitchian

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Talent is an Asset - Sparks

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING:
Secret for a Song - Mercury Rev

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL
Pahna - Tsuumi Sound System

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST:
Meltdown - Orbital

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Can't Touch You Anymore - Magnetic Fields

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Rose Darling - Steely Dan

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?:
Straight Outta Compton - NWA

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Hide Your Ways - Puddu Varano

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Sleepers, Wake, The Voice is Calling - Bach

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Crazy - L-Double

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?:
Explode - Nelly Furtado

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?:
Fantasy - Lush

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Why Do Fools Fall in Love? - Frankie Lymon

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?:
Teachers - Daft Punk

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?:
Working Day and Night - Michael Jackson

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Folk Song - Ash

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?:
Ginkos Burgerstation - Flex Busterman
 
SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Southside – Dj Screw

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Afrikaloo – Duke Lumumba

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
From the Moon – The News

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Freeze - LFO

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Koisun Ching – The Son of P.M.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Equilibrium – Soul Messengers

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
One Dragon Two Dragon – Baby Huey and the Babysitters

WHAT IS 2+2?
In the Next World - Shackleton

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Skull and Crossbones – Sly and Robbie

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Its a small world - Pinchers

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Ladies - Mantronix

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Street Singer – Clear Light

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
She Brings the Rain – Can

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING:
Trip Fall – Heralds of Change

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL
Without U – Black Milk

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST:
Alanu L'Oluwa – King Sunny Ade

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
West Coast Drive – VIP Connection

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Shining Symbol – Roy Ayers

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?:
sodom and gomorrow – The Congos

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Astratto 1 – Ennio Morricone

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Toroslar – Les Mogol

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Tashamanaletch - Alèmayèhu Eshèté

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?:
Dark Sky – Les Maledictus Sound

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?:
Deep Down Inside – Roy Psyah

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Downhill Decoy – Ennio Morricone

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?:
Down by Law – MC Shan

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?:
Tone Bone Kone – Arthur Russell

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Scratch a Nut – Maine Source

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?:
Fall Apart - Lukid
 

padraig (u.s.)

a monkey that will go ape
SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Twenty Four Hours - Joy Division

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Rock to the Groove - Jack Smooth & Wax Doctor

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Blue Notez - Mala

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The Taxi - Young Marble Giants

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Free Your Mind (Bedroom in the North Side) - Straight From the Bedroom

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Declaration of Rights - The Abyssinians

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Smokin' a Blunt - Chuck E

WHAT IS 2+2?
Chiral - Boxcutter

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Living In Concrete - Istahri Lasterfahrer

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Far Out - Sonz of a Loop Da Loop Era

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Trans-Europe Express - Kraftwerk

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Always There - Omar-S

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Get Around to It - Arthur Russell

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING:
No Way Back - Adonis

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL
Skylab - Acro

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST:
Spirit Levels - Robert Hood

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Sodom & Gomorrow - The Congos

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Fifth Column - Photek

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?:
The Chase - Robert Hood

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
New Dance - Drum 'n' Black

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
123 O'clock Rock - Noise Factory

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Jim Skreech - Rufige Kru

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?:
Seven Million Dollar Man - The Revolutionaries

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?:
Soldiers - Steel Pulse

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Going Thru Life - Virgo Four

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?:
Bass - Origination

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?:
Untitled (Track #6) - Gas (off the first S/T LP)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Just Do Your Thing - Trim

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?:
Boss Man - Rhythm & Sound w/Walda Gabriel
 

Sick Boy

All about pride and egos
Some of these turned out brilliantly:

SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Let Me Tell You (Dot Rotten)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Going On Sho (Double S)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Nightlife (Roll Deep)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The Jogger (Pissed Jeans)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Sonic Reducer (Dead Boys)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
All I Need (Sizzla)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Wrap Up (Samiyam)

WHAT IS 2+2?
69 (T-Pain) hahaha amazing

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
You Ain't Fuckin With Me (Busta Rhymes)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Elevators (Outkast)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
You See It (Killer Mike)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Morvern (2562)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Square Off (Terror Danjah)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING:
Reloadz (Durrty Goodz)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL
Keep Creepin' (Trim)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST:
Burnin' and Lootin' (Bob Marley)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Change Around (P Money)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Kinda Funky (Jammin)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?:
So What!!!!! (Slix)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Son of Raw (Dennis Ferrer)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta Fuck Wit (Wu-Tang)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Investigative Reports (GZA)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?:
When My Gun Rise (Munga)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?:
Bethnal Green (Slix)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Method Man (Wu-Tang)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?:
There's No Point (P Money)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?:
Rivers of Babylon (Jimmy Cliff)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Full A Talk (Busy Signal)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?:
Got Money (Lil Wayne)
 

D84

Well-known member
The Warning (Hot Chip)

SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Terminal On City (x|k)


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Leave it to the Drums (Tricky Tee)


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Behind This Door (Robert Hood)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Coughee in My Cup (Devin the Dude + Coughee Brothers)


WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Good Vibrations (Beach Boys)


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Wicky Wacky (Fatback Band)


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

Behold (E-Dancer)


WHAT IS 2+2?

Life Destruction End Fun (Sore Throat)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Enemy Within (Sore Throat)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Cowboy Song (Thin Lizzy)


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Taphead (Talk Talk)


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

No One Loves You (Gigantic Brain)


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Disease (Noise Unit)


WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING:

Renegade Snares [Foul Play VIP Mix] (Omni Trio)


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

Downfall Society (Sore Throat)


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST:

Chikki Chikki Ahh Ahh (Baby Ford)


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Fucking Silent for Long (Sore Throat)


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Wait for the Summer (Yeasayer)


WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?:

Mannequin (Wire)


HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Nocebo (Morgan Geist)


WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Bros (Panda Bear)


WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

All Frequencies (Blake Baxter + Eddie Fowlkes)


WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?:

Twilight (Planetary Assault Systems)


WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?:

No Angel (Voivod)


WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Untitled Loop (Dimbiman)


DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?:

Boom Shala (Richard H Kirk)


IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?:

Blackout (Lil' Louis)


WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Vital Juices (Funkadelic)


WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

The Warning (Hot Chip)
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I'd love to take this test, but I think it'd be a bit of a waste of time since the only song on my MP3 player is 1000 Homo DJs' 'Hey Asshole'.

(inspired by the last review on this page)
 
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