baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
OK, it's Friday, I'm at work, and no-one in my office is saying anything funny. Summary: I need a laugh. So, what are your favourite one-liners?
Mine (have self-censored for the moment, as I have a dark sense of humour):
Frankie Boyle ('Mock the Week') is a current favourite, for gems like this, in a round where contestants are given an answer, and have to deduce the question:
Answer: 265 million.
'Is it, what is the current chart position of Peter Andre's Drum and Bass Christmas?'
Answer; Tired, lost and confused.
'Is it, statistically, what are the worst words to use on your CV?'
And Demetri Martin:
'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live' or 'It's a boy.'
Mine (have self-censored for the moment, as I have a dark sense of humour):
Frankie Boyle ('Mock the Week') is a current favourite, for gems like this, in a round where contestants are given an answer, and have to deduce the question:
Answer: 265 million.
'Is it, what is the current chart position of Peter Andre's Drum and Bass Christmas?'
Answer; Tired, lost and confused.
'Is it, statistically, what are the worst words to use on your CV?'
And Demetri Martin:
'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live' or 'It's a boy.'