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[Corpsey]

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Alexander Daddario

Who possesses additional ahem ahem assets as any viewers of True Detective will agree.

Lolll

Deeply embarrassing moment for me here :crylarf:

It's hard talking about fancying people (physically) without being some sort of cringeworthy, right? I suppose a lot of English poetry was devoted to trying to work that one out.

 

[Corpsey]

Gilding the stiffy

 

[Mr. Tea]

Kicked off with Foxy Knoxy.

Horrendous thread.

It's funny looking back to when baboon was a total lad, though.

 

[luka]

It's funny looking back to when baboon was a total lad, though.

"Look at the tits on that"

 

[luka]

Nice eyes and lips. Too much foundation. Eyebrows are verging on tranny-like.

Who was this in reference too?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Who was this in reference too?

I don't know. This thread dates from before the attachment function, or before anyone knew about it or bothered to use, and most of the linked images have disappeared. It's quite mysterious, I think. You have to use your imagination.

 

[luka]

No, it's not stalking, just extreme liking.

 

[luka]

Still gorgeous. I don't care if she can stand up or not. Er...

 

[sadmanbarty]

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[sadmanbarty]

OK, these last two are disturbing. The first makes me feel like I'm about to commit statutory rape (though she is hot...ok. now i'm confused and disturbed), and the second looks unnervingly like she has recently become a flesh-eating zombie.

Yeah, I was thinking that about the Asian girl - nice bod, face is a bit nonce-fodder though.

The blonde woman is admittedly kind of hot in a vaguely undead way.

Hm, but she is hot. I'm sure she must be over 18 too. Who is she?

The blonde woman would have stripped the flesh from your face before you could say 'vaguely undead'.

Whatever you have to tell yourself

I personally would, so I can't say nowt.

Mr Tea, 'an adult in the strict sense'? This is a worrying turn of phrase.

And that girl is about 10, and this thread is about to get closed down....

Hot middle-school babes, the possibilities are...well, they end there really.

What I meant is, it's not inconceivable that she's 16. But she could just as easily be 10 or 12. Some people look a lot younger than they are. It was not a call of "phwoar, I would".

Then again, my girlfriend's 27 and still sometimes gets ID'd buying booze or cigarettes...

Then again, again, many supermarkets now say they ID anyone they think looks under 25 as a matter of course, so it's not that crazy I guess. The penalties for serving under-age kids are pretty stiff.

 

[sadmanbarty]

Obviously I saw that as soon as I typed it, but decided to leave it as it was in the interests of humour.

Anyway, for all you know I might be helping myself right now...

 

[Mr. Tea]

Ha! Detective Barty at it again.

 

[Mr. Tea]

As far as I recall, nobody posted any girls here who were actually under 18, and certainly not under 16.

 

[Corpsey]

Poor cis males. If we were gay talking about blokes there'd be no ridicule from these SJWs

 

[luka]

Noncefinder General Loool classic

 

[Corpsey]

PC has forced cismales to adopt queasy nudgenudgeisms "oh I say" "she certainly has nice "assets"" when talking tits and fannies for fear of being metood by SJBarty.

 

[luka]

This thread was still going strong 3 years ago. Have attitudes changed that much? If so, when? Surely not #metoo? Or was it?

 

[Corpsey]

Been a long time really, I don't think it's been acceptable to 'phwoar' since about 2005.

 

[luka]

Been a long time really, I don't think it's been acceptable to 'phwoar' since about 2005.

But this is a phwooar thread which runs from 2009-2016

 

[Corpsey]

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