A harmful craic habit?its 'template craic' to coin a phrase. look what it leads to!
Aren't you a mod now (along with a few other southern english men)?
Give him the full bellydancer treatment, like in barty's drawing.Offer a happy ending massage to sufi for all the upgrades he's doing
northerners are like that too. whole personality based around not being southerners. its a curse. having to define yourself against the south. always banging on about it.
London isn't even real.
Some pretty astute sociological analysis from me and then you drew for the templates