Phases of the Bogpill
This is the first phase of the Bogpill and lasts for 20 minutes. The only symptom will be a prickly sensation on the skin.
This is the second phase and lasts another 20 minutes. Individual will become hypersensitive to sound and begin to hear Bogs, but they will be unable to understand the Bogspeech. Hearing colors and uncontrollable shaking are also potential symptoms.
Individuals will begin to feel extreme pain and become unable to move. Many drop out at this phase due to the strenuous conditions placed upon the human body and mind at this time. This phase can last anywhere between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. In some extreme cases, Igor may appear (but NEVER Grichka).
- Tartaka (rough translation) Phase
Individuals will gain a Bogface and will have the ability to see everything, including other universes. Communication with aliens will be opened, and the individual will gain an addiction to Bogposting. At this point, individuals must abandon their friends and family. It is notable that if an individual reaches this phase, the Bogpill operation is considered a success.
This is the final documented phase of the Bogpill and can only be reached by advanced individuals. Aliens will become visible to the individual that will challenge their mental capacity, and the individual will become able to fly and solve any question asked of them. In addition, pleasuring one's genitals with citrus will no longer cause pain.
This phase in the Bogpill process has never been reached, but according to simulations run by the world's top scientists, immortality may be granted and the individual within this phase could even replace Igor.