Recent content by Mr. Tea

Luka can't stand girls. He finds them frivolous and trivial.

Is that one of those annoying little yappy dogs that, rather hilariously, retains an ancient genetic memory of being a fearsome apex predator?

We can't build a personnel carrier that doesn't shake so much it makes the crew sick, but hey, warships with laser cannons, why not?

"Can't, I've got a cat on me" is a very commonly heard phrase in this household.

I love the use of "quaff" here, like it's a great tankard of foaming ale. Literally running down the sides of your chin as you slam the empty mug down on the table with a big "Ahhhhhh!".

I love it when @mixed_biscuits gets all mystical. It's like someone asked ChatGPT to write 'The Tao of Physics by G. K. Chesterton.'

The "don't struggle while being raped, he'll just get angry and beat you up as well as raping you" school of thought.

Immaterial souls that defy physical determinism by supernatural means are all very well, but putting @mixed_biscuits in the same sentence as "shagging" and "wife" is just too ridiculous a thing for me to even countenance.

That's more of a concern from a risk POV than being deliberately shot by a member of the "world's most ethical military", is it?

What do you mean here? Are you saying that Qatar, let's say, doesn't have real sharia, or that it doesn't have real capitalism?

In sum, then, every dead Palestinian child is the fault of Western protesters who are demanding that Israel stop killing them, and not of the Israelis who are killing them.

Or taken a swipe at Simon Reynolds yet.

@luka's had some sick tats done since I last saw him.

Lol. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68899248