"Right here in Woodford there are foxes who come into open kitchen doors and steal runners [trainers] shoos etc .They are as bold as brass, and very cheeky, the problem is people feed them and they come around looking for scraps. Wolves might get rid of them, but they may be a step too far.
Mr C Quinn, Ilford London England"
The old lady with the series of ever-larger animals inside her? Yeah, rings a bell...oh, it was that video I saw on the internet once. The one starring your mum.
No, it was definitely a video.
Though numerous ribald ballads have of course been composed to celebrate Tea's mum's swallowing ability, etc etc.