It's Tuesday morning. You hear the letterbox rattle. You rush downstairs in your Steve Gurley pyjamas and find on the doormat 2 cards.
You open the first.
Inside, you find the following:
Captured effortlessly
That's the way it was
Happened so naturally
I did not know it was love
The next thing I felt was you
Holding me close
What was I gonna do
I let myself go
Your heartbeat rises. Such romantic prose. Who is this mystery card sender? You will spend the rest of your days searching for this charming admirer.
You open the second card.
Inside, you find the following:
Baby, baby, when I look at you
I get a warm feeling inside
This card is clearly written by a 12 year old. Oh well.