i got really really stoned not long ago and developed this paranoid and very convincing theory that
he was an undercover reporter from Vice magazine working on a comedy expose of a moribund
internet forum.
sort of like how they go to provincial nightclubs and write articles taking the living piss
out all the simple people who dont know about cool clothes and music and stuff.
that could actually be true
thats why vice sent a 23 year old reporter to butter me up