padraig (u.s.)
a monkey that will go ape
whereas the British, I think, could never embrace wild-embraced paranoia like Americans. it's your ironic distance.
even the conspiracies you have are workaday (embezzlement, sex scandals), if sometimes grisly, or the cryptic, gnomic lizard people stuff luka favors
you all just aren't wild-eyed enough. racism, sure, and you're the eternal undisputed champions of classist snobbery, but too staid for wild-eyed abandon
just ain't cricket, as I believe the saying goes
whereas Americans have, do, and will always happily and passionately embrace all manner of sheer raving nonsense - jet fuel can't melt the steel beams in our hearts, 4ever
even the conspiracies you have are workaday (embezzlement, sex scandals), if sometimes grisly, or the cryptic, gnomic lizard people stuff luka favors
you all just aren't wild-eyed enough. racism, sure, and you're the eternal undisputed champions of classist snobbery, but too staid for wild-eyed abandon
just ain't cricket, as I believe the saying goes
whereas Americans have, do, and will always happily and passionately embrace all manner of sheer raving nonsense - jet fuel can't melt the steel beams in our hearts, 4ever