I mean clearly, clearly adam and eve were battybwoys, that's wy the fall was so traumatic. I don't think they were even called adam and Steve that's far too english centrist liberal anti-homophobe who deep down despises the gays in his heart. no they had grandiloquent names like Lydia and Augustus I'm sure of it. I mean, Lydia didn't even have a gender back in the day did it.
so i guess the fall will have to feature in this list, naturally.