nominally millwall as theirs are the only games i've ever been to, though good shout out with headie one given tottenham's the family team on my mum's side.
unfortunately growing up with an esoterically-inclined middle class dad means i'm not a real man, so the extent of my football fandom is liking david beckham when i was seven, liking the world cup and watching messi compilations on youtube.
millwall are the coolest team though. "noone likes us, we don't care", violence, the edl.
like if drill was a football team.