A small selection from my gmail account's Spam folder:
High love temperament at any age
I'll still love you, come to me, I'm in a hotel!
OLLIE, Learn Massage Therapy!
Energetic boost for your desire! Because all men want their lever to go up!
)I came to your town and there's nothing I do not know, for a walk?
Erase your man troubles.
And that's just from the first page.
I have nonsense spam filler text to thank for blessing my vocabulary with the delightful 'katzenjammer', which literally means 'the yowling of cats' but is also German slang for a really stinking hangover. Great word.