baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
Actually maybe that time I played Human Frogger down Streatham High Road - jumping out in front of the police car maybe wasn't the best move - then eventually walked back to Brixton, got talking to some guy, walked straight into a wall (it really hurts) and then ended up being kidnapped by him for two days while he tried to indoctrinate me with EST might be a good one...I knew something was up when I got to his place and he had a Jack Russell which jumped up at me and he said "Oh good, Clara didn't bark. I don't like people Clara doesn't like".
Creepy. It was really creepy.
Do you think Clara was in on the whole thing all along?
Oh and:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...f-Southwark-with-black-eye-and-sore-head.html
that man is a fucking legend.