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Ah, bold conqueror, dutiful emperor, feasting grandly here; immortal King, law-giver, magisterial nabob of Persian Queen, returned suddenly to unending, victorious wassail - Xerxes, your zabaglione.
Another brilliant, cumfilled day, encountering fauna, gaily humping indigenous jackalope, koala, llama; my niece, offended, protested quite readily, suggesting the unbecoming vision wildly x-rated: 'You zoophile!'
"Athena's black", conjectures Dissensian ethnohistorian, "forget Greek hubris, it's just knowledge lost, my niggaz, only pathetic quotidian relativists slag traditional uncivilised vagabond world-views." Xenomania? You zoilists!