Football chants thread

scottdisco · Dec 26, 2009

it's Boxing Day in the UK, which means shrugging off hangovers and traveling distance to go and watch two shit football teams, somewhere

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i can't stand Liverpool FC, but you can't deny this is hairs on neck fare

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R's fans adapted the below from United on Rooney but i think this analysis of the magyar is superior to the Shrek hymn

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i particularly like how some of the Rangers fans shout out HOOPS during intervals of that last one

scottdisco · Dec 26, 2009

the legendary Everton baby

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BLOOZ BLOOZ BLOOZ

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scottdisco · Dec 26, 2009

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more Merseyside toddlers

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mos dan · Dec 27, 2009

really wish there were more proper SONGS in english football chanting.. less of the 'wimbledon wimbledon wimbledon / wimbledon wimbledon wimblederrrrn' 'united/united/united'. show some imagination for fuck's sake.

more stuff like this, which i am becoming increasingly obsessed with

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bella ciao lyrics and history http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella_ciao

mos dan · Dec 27, 2009

The Champagne Song

We are Wombles, We are Wombles,
We are Wombles, From the Lane,
We are Wombles, Super Wombles,
We are Wombles, From the Lane.

We drink Champagne, We snort Cocaine,
We've got ladies, over 'ere,
You've got shit jobs, you shag your dogs,
And your wife is on the game

We drink Campari, We drive Ferraris,
We've got ladies, over 'ere
You drink John Smiths, you're all blacksmiths,
And your toilet's out the rear

We wear Gucci, we wear Armani,
We've got cashmere over here,
You've got shell suits, wellington boots,
And your fashion's soooooo last year.

'you're all blacksmiths' makes me LOL every time.

mos dan · Dec 27, 2009

on the creativity of football chants (i know it's spiked, but try and put that to one side) http://www.spiked-online.com/Articles/00000006DFFE.htm

and something i wrote once about trying to come up with some chants for our 5-a-side team called surreal madrid http://www.newstatesman.com/200611270023

don_quixote · Dec 27, 2009

martin · Dec 28, 2009

"Get - out - yer riot gear / the Yids are 'ere, the Yids are 'ere"

"Arsenal are running / Chelsea running too / Tottenham are running / We're running after you"

"Two black eyes and a broken nose / We are Tottenham...AGGRO"

"Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim cheroo / We hate the bastards in claret and blue"

"Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim cheroo / Nayim was an arab and now he's a jew"

"Al Fayed, Fayed / your son is dead, Fayed"

"Arsenal win, Tottenham sing, Arsenal run away..."

"Where's yer famous / Where's yer famous / Where's yer famous ICF"

"We took the North Bank in half a minute / we did the Shed with the Chelsea in it /
we hammered the hammers with crowbars and spanners / kicked Millwall down the Old Kent Road...oi!"

"Bloke in the raincoat's blue and white army! (when g**rg* gr*h*m took over)

Harry Roberts is our friend... is always fun, but I'm not sure whether Millwall started it or just popularised it. Quite like Partick's We're nothing but a football team / So fuck your pope and fuck your queen. Luton had one, aimed at individual cops, that went Oo's the geezer / oo's the geezer / with the nipple on his head?

I think old skool Man U win though, with We - hate - humans!

Football violence is wrong, by the way.

benjybars · Dec 28, 2009

mos dan said:
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bella ciao lyrics and history http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella_ciao

yeah that's nice..

is that turin fans singing that yeah?

scottdisco · Dec 28, 2009

don_quixote said:
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yoooou reds

mist rolling in from the Trent is a classic

the ways Spuds build up 'when the Spurs go marching in' at the Lane, first slow and almost sombre, then getting fast, is good, i must say

non-league has a lot of very good, long, witty songs - probably to make up for the football

They come fae near Lochgelly/They hivnae got a telly
They're dirty and they're smelly/The Cowden Family

scottdisco · Dec 28, 2009

benjybars said:
yeah that's nice..

is that turin fans singing that yeah?

looks like Livorno judging from their replica kits

seconded btw.

(also nice to hear a left-wing calcio song

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scottdisco · Dec 28, 2009

Simon78 · Dec 28, 2009

mos dan said:
really wish there were more proper SONGS in english football chanting.. less of the 'wimbledon wimbledon wimbledon / wimbledon wimbledon wimblederrrrn' 'united/united/united'. show some imagination for fuck's sake.

more stuff like this, which i am becoming increasingly obsessed with

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bella ciao lyrics and history http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella_ciao

I love the Roma anthem.

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Went to watch them the other month against Napoli but the away fans had been banned which was a shame as it was a bit dry without all of the banter. They seemed to have stopped them setting off all of the flares and bombs in the Curva Sud as well which was disappointing.

IO SO' IO E VOI NUN SETE UN CAZZO....!

scottdisco · Dec 28, 2009

Simon78 said:
I love the Roma anthem.

quality!

i saw Chievo at AC Milan last season, there were not many away fans there, but they were full value the ones that made the trip i must say.

are Napoli fans still banned from all aways after that unfortunate business on the train a year or two ago?

Simon78 · Dec 28, 2009

scottdisco said:
quality!

i saw Chievo at AC Milan last season, there were not many away fans there, but they were full value the ones that made the trip i must say.

are Napoli fans still banned from all aways after that unfortunate business on the train a year or two ago?

Yeah, I think so. They went a bit mad last time they were in Rome, it was their first year back after being banned for ages as well.

I had to show my passport before I could buy a ticket this time and we weren't allowed in the Curva Sud, members only so we had to go in the bit next to it.

I think this footage is from last year?

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don_quixote · Dec 28, 2009

mos dan · Dec 28, 2009

i've only ever been to two overseas games.. a pre-season friendly at bordeaux (good atmosphere for a friendly tbh).. and sevilla vs getafe earlier this year - great atmosphere, poor performance from sevilla.

it seems like i'm missing out though.. maybe i should make a pilgrimage to livorno to sing bella ciao or something.

scott i don't get the calcio - left-wing reference, sorry! indulge me..?

i can never remember which italian fans are mostly neo-fascists.. a lot of them, right?

jenks · Dec 28, 2009

Anyone read A Season With Verona by Tim Parks - thought it was excellent on the Italian football fans approach to their clubs and the sheer lunacy of Italian football in general

Simon78 · Dec 29, 2009

jenks said:
Anyone read A Season With Verona by Tim Parks - thought it was excellent on the Italian football fans approach to their clubs and the sheer lunacy of Italian football in general

Yeah I really liked that book. I didn't have anything to read over Christmas so started it again the other day.

My mate just lent me The Miracle of Castel di Sangro so I am going to start that one next

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/osm/story/0,,1476488,00.html

21) The Miracle of Castel di Sangro by Joe McGinniss (1999)

A late convert to football, the American McGinniss went to the Italian town of Castel Di Sangro (population 5,000) to see how the local team would fare following unexpected promotion to Serie B. He discovered more than he could have hoped for. During the 1996-97 season, two players died in a car crash and another was arrested in connection with cocaine smuggling. There were allegations of bribery, an orgy involving half the team and the presence of a sinister chairman. On the pitch, the Umbrian club battled to avoid relegation with a side composed of hasbeens and never weres.

The atmosphere at English games is pretty dry compared to the European ones. We get told off for standing up at Arsenal!?! Its quite lively on the European games as people have been to the pub after work and seem to sing more. Most of our songs are rubbish though, I hate the Fabregas one.

don_quixote · Dec 29, 2009

that book is awesome but the author is such a busybody knownothing prat.

if some american author turned up at your football club, who'd only liked football for 5 minutes basically and started telling you how to do stuff you'd get fucking pissed off with him too.

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