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    Quote Originally Posted by massrock View Post
    abroad in the country.

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    what's the matter with you?

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    i loved that "abroad" turn of phrase Massrock, proper old school

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    Quote Originally Posted by massrock View Post
    what's the matter with you?
    Nothing, dude - I need these little oxymorons to keep me going on the eve of a Tory govt.

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    abroad [əˈbrɔːd]

    adj (postpositive)
    1. (of news, rumours, etc.) in general circulation; current
    2. out in the open
    3. over a wide area

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    Don't want to spoil your fun though, and I didn't realise it was that old school. I guess I must be a bit old school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by massrock View Post
    abroad [əˈbrɔːd]

    adj (postpositive)
    1. (of news, rumours, etc.) in general circulation; current
    2. out in the open
    3. over a wide area
    Works best in an Italian-American accent:

    "How long has your wife been abroad?"

    "Hey, whatch'oo gettin' at?! She's always been a broad!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by massrock View Post
    Don't want to spoil your fun though, and I didn't realise it was that old school. I guess I must be a bit old school.
    i fear we both are

    as for Tea's accents, there's always the classic married northern English blokes discussing short holiday options routine... ...'Genoa?' ''Course I do, she's my wife!'

    'Jamaica?' 'No, she wanted to'

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    Quote Originally Posted by massrock View Post
    this election is well tense though, i sense a mood of apprehension abroad in the country.
    I suspect pre-election tension is one reason why we've all been so fucking angry on here over the last couple of days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Tea View Post
    "Hey, whatch'oo gettin' at?! She's always been a broad!"
    Lol.

    Oops, I mean hey lay off the offensive stereotypes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottdisco View Post
    i fear we both are

    as for Tea's accents, there's always the classic married northern English blokes discussing short holiday options routine... ...'Genoa?' ''Course I do, she's my wife!'

    'Jamaica?' 'No, she wanted to'
    Jakarta?

    No she took a plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by massrock View Post
    Jakarta?

    No she took a plane.
    "Dubai?"

    "Nah, just rental."

    God, there must be MILLIONS of these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by massrock View Post
    Jakarta?

    No she took a plane.
    This one's stupidly brilliant or brilliantly stupid, I can't decide.

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    BNP canvassers apparently attacking Asian kids in Barking...

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    Not the other way round?

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