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    Default Danny Dyer

    He's been popping up alot recently so thought he deserves it.

    "I'm moving in with some of the country's most dangerous men"



    It's the way he reads the voiceover that I like.

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    "I have to confess/I've got preconceived ideas/About travellers".

    Poetry.

    "I am fucking/Shitting meself".

    This is mind-boggling. He seems to have confused a traveller site with Mordor, as someone commented on there.

    "If he 'it me/I'd probably snap in 'alf".

    Someone has to sample that.
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    That tv doc he did on UFOs was absolutely hilarious.

    "THIS IS REALLY DOING MY HEAD IN - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK NOW!!!"

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    that episode of dangerous men with the king of the gypsies was amazing, i watched the second one and it was very disappointing in comparrison. the ufo thing was great too.

    "anxiety is comin out me ear'oles"

    he is a quote machine, everything he says is gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by john eden View Post
    That tv doc he did on UFOs was absolutely hilarious.

    "THIS IS REALLY DOING MY HEAD IN - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK NOW!!!"
    "But, is believing in something that most people find ridiculous/Really that stupid?" He's endlessly quotable.

    "I don't wanna come at 'im with a ufo ufo thing, cos he might just throw me out of 'is 'ouse!"

    Speaking about Patrick Moore.
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    Dyer comes out of as comparatively intelligent, if only by speaking less.

    At least he sounds natural. Nick Love - an ex-public schoolboy - obviously has such a big man crush on Dyer he's trying to speak like him.

    Still, he''s got the crime stats nailed. "What fucking papers do you read?" That's science, that is.

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    i was a bit sceptical at first but i now really like this series. this episode blew my mind - real life Gummo twins!


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    Would pay for a subscription to this

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    Genius. This must be turned into a book.

    Can't wait to see Danny's pontifications about Bowie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baboon2004 View Post
    Can't wait to see Danny's pontifications about Bowie.
    "Bowie, you LEGEND!!!! Freaks my nut out. My eyes are pissing tears and I dont care who knows it. R.I.P. Legend."
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    It's been over a week since the last instalment, Owen. I'm afraid this will not do.
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    To be honest, good as these are, the real Danny Dyer is even funnier. He wipes the floor with every single Radio 4 / Mock the Week wanker. We all have mates, or know people, who are funnier than people who get paid to tell jokes these days, and Dyer kind of proves that.

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    Is Dyer actually funny, though? I mean, he's amusing to laugh AT. Presumably he's got some self-awareness about this, but I don't see him as being particularly witty. In fact, his witlessness is what makes him a figure of fun.

    You're right about mock the week comedians being less funny than many members of the general public, it's an absolute shower of shit. Mind you, the format of those panel shows doesn't give much scope for being genuinely amusing. The most you can say for the Mock the Week contestants is that they're probably funnier than most people would be UNDER THOSE CONDITIONS.
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    I can't stand that show and other shows like it where it's all just so, so obviously rehearsed. I mean, I'm sure there's an element of that in HIGNYF, but at least there is *some* spontaneity there.
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