is it wrong to perhaps slightly fancy wayne rooney's girlfriends a bit?

stelfox

Beast of Burden
is it wrong to perhaps slightly fancy wayne rooney's girlfriend a bit?

coz i... er... have a friend who does, you know
 
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stelfox

Beast of Burden
no marc, we're talking his proper girlfriend...
i mean at least that's what my friend has told me.
 
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martin

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Tell your friend he needs to see a psychiatrist immediately, this is the most vile perversion I've heard of all year. But that woman who co-presents 'Watchdog' is a bit of a fox
 

stelfox

Beast of Burden
that's a bit off martin... my friend's a nice bloke, really. good taste in music, too.

(and it's only march... you've got more than 9 months to come up with worse.)
 
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martin

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stelfox said:
(and it's only march... you've got more than 9 months to come up with worse.)

Shit, you're right, I've just thought about Paul Wolfowitz licking his lips as he slides up to a semi-comatose drunken teenager
 

wonk_vitesse

radio eros
saw this hilarious picture of her in OK or Hello a while back in this ridiculous pink dress, in terms of chav marks I think it was 11 out of 10.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
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Well, she seems like a very nice girl.

"very clean" as my Mum used to say. I.e. not a goth.
 

Randy Watson

Well-known member
I heard that her and Wayne are on the verge of splitting up due to her increasing obsession with dancehall music, so your mate might be in, Stelfox ;)
 

craner

Beast of Burden
I fancy Rebecca Loos. It's wrong, I know - but I do.

I was delighted to discover that she is, in fact, related to Anita Loos.
 
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