Goldman Sachs Reveals it Shorted Gulf of Mexico

massrock

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I hear they've shorted the whole world - you me, everything.
That's probably closer to the truth.

Or that they've been front-running (I think that's the term) all of their clients by having servers on the floor of the NYSE that can buy quicker than the trades go through...
 

hucks

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Surely the final line is the giveaway? Surprised it didn't link direct to The Onion, it's that blatant a rip off.
 

zhao

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these guys do think like that though. you bet your wife's sweet ass.

a lotta truth in a joke sometimes.
 

hucks

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Oh sure, that's why they're funny, right? The funniest pariodies have to make you wonder a bit - Is this real?

There are recordings of telephone conversations between Enron employees loving the Californian blackouts a few years back, joking about stealing money from "Grandma Millie" by jacking up the prices.
 
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