Fucking Hell is this real?
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At least I bathe after a night's hedonism. You smelly bugger.
Mr. Tea
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Rich bathes in a night's hedonism.
Anyway, the way things are going, this can only a few years down the line:
To be fair, Master Splinter was less an evolved rat than he was a metamorphosized man. Much easier to rise above your feral brethrin when you were never really below them. I'm not giving that kind of benefit of the doubt to our nascent depraved Rat Overlords.
Our food isn't safe.
Our food isn't safe.
Slightly OT question for you science geeks...
The girl I sit beside at work claims to have encountered a spider the size of a human hand (including it's legs) in her bathroom last night. Apparently it's got beady eyes on stalks as well. She screamed, burst into tears and had to jump over the fucker to get out of the room, it was that big. Took her boyfriend a wee while to find something big enough to trap it in and now it's living in a big glass jar in their living room. He got beetles from the garden to feed it with and seems to want to keep it as a pet :slanted:
Any ideas as to what in God's name it might be/where it came from?
The girl I sit beside at work claims to have encountered a spider the size of a human hand (including it's legs) in her bathroom last night. Apparently it's got beady eyes on stalks as well. She screamed, burst into tears and had to jump over the fucker to get out of the room, it was that big. Took her boyfriend a wee while to find something big enough to trap it in and now it's living in a big glass jar in their living room. He got beetles from the garden to feed it with and seems to want to keep it as a pet :slanted:
Any ideas as to what in God's name it might be/where it came from?
IdleRich
IdleRich
Back to the main story, giant rats now sighted in Lincoln as well according to the ever reliable Mail (next to a story about Shakira's stretch marks - her hips don't lie apparently)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-caught-Lincoln-factory--monsters-there.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-caught-Lincoln-factory--monsters-there.html
Hey you live on tomlins grove??
big up the boyfriend for keeping it and feeding it beetles
people who are scared of spiders do seem to have an honest tendency to exaggerate the size of them... but don't weirdo exotic species come over in shipments of fruit and stuff sometimes? i think i remember stories about a black widow in someone's bunch of bananas and so on.