Is this survivable? He'll have to go won't he?
The man broke two of Western civilisations' greatest taboos in one go. All we need now is to throw incest into the mix and we have the unholy trifecta.
Osborne has only ever had sex with a toaster so he should be fine.
Well, I guess having a personal beef is better than getting personal with pork, amiright?
Is this survivable? He'll have to go won't he?