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    Quote Originally Posted by droid View Post
    Who do you think would win in a no holds barred bumfight between Trump and Bannon?
    bannon may look like a bum but he spent seven years in the navy, so i give him the nod over a cloistered fat old man who doesn't like to touch anything with germs.

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    I dunno. Trump has the weight advantage and will fight dirty, plus all those extra shirts would slow Bannon down.

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    nah. trump can barely walk up or down stairs without careful concentration (or help), he wouldn't last a round against a grizzled honey badger.

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    ya definitely Bannon no question

    the real question is who would win in Bannon v. Cheney? (say Cheney ca. 2006 at the height of his powers, to make it fair)

    I'm still going Bannon but it's a lot closer, both vicious, cagey, and willing to fight dirty

    Bannon probably has the superior mental game but Cheney ain't afraid to shoot a dude in the face. tough call.

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    kellyanne conway could kick jared's ass. ivanka probably does it every day.

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    john kelly would kick everyone's ass, all at once. gary cohn is probably in ok shape but a goldman sachs softie is no match for a former army general. steve mnuchin would wet his pants if you grabbed him by the shirt collar and shook him a few times.

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    Picture the scene.

    Bannon has Trump in a headlock after a beating. Bloodied, covered in cuts and bruises Trump starts blubbering through his missing teeth for mercy, a foam of snot and tears flowing over Bannon's fingers. Disgusted, he releases his hold and Trump thrusts his tiny fingers into Bannon's sunken eye sockets and then trips him as he recoils in pain. As Bannon struggles to stand up, Trump plants his huge ass on his face. Bannon claws desperately at the elephantine buttocks but his filthy nails cant penetrate the copious orange rolls of fat, and he suffocates slowly beneath the rectum of his erstwhile employer.

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    BTW, the book has been brought forward, its out tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by droid View Post
    Picture the scene.

    Bannon has Trump in a headlock after a beating. Bloodied, covered in cuts and bruises Trump starts blubbering through his missing teeth for mercy, a foam of snot and tears flowing over Bannon's fingers. Disgusted, he releases his hold and Trump thrusts his tiny fingers into Bannon's sunken eye sockets and then trips him as he recoils in pain. As Bannon struggles to stand up, Trump plants his huge ass on his face. Bannon claws desperately at the elephantine buttocks but his filthy nails cant penetrate the copious orange rolls of fat, and he suffocates slowly beneath the rectum of his erstwhile employer.
    totally read this in my head with a Bill Hicks voice

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    Quote Originally Posted by droid View Post
    BTW, the book has been brought forward, its out tomorrow.
    Hoping you mean your book about Bannon and Trump's bumfigjt.

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    now known as sloppy steve.

    trump may not be fit for the presidency, but he’s got a gift for sophomoric nicknames.

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    hard to distinguish fact from fiction at this point.

    Internet falls for Trump-'Gorilla Channel' parody

    https://www.politico.com/story/2018/...-parody-326374

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    "Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart," he wrote on Twitter.

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    A lot of Bannon idolising going on
    http://www.newsweek.com/2018/01/05/s...mp-760683.html

    disgusting to see how admiration of his will-to-power eclipses scrutiny of his politics

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