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    Quote Originally Posted by martin View Post
    All this stuff about 'our closest relatives' and '98% identical genes' is just a load of garbage, IMO. I'd say it's more like 32%.
    at the best of times it's a profoundly misleading statistic. (not strictly accurate but you get my gist) we share 97% of our dna with vegetables.

    @droid. don't encourage him you soppy bastard.

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    Human and yeast DNA is 70% the same...

    ...yet white English people share just 40% of their DNA with the French, 26% with Germans, 11% with Danes and 9% with Belgians.

    Pretty clear-cut case for Brexit if you ask me. Or at least, closer political integration with unicellular fungi.
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    He has a point though, Dave Soldier's Elephant Orchestra has done a lot more for music than any ape.



    I think John Eden went to see them at Cafe OTO recently.

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    'Thai Elephant Orchestra' also happens to be my favourite Fall song.
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    I played one of their tunes out at a gig years ago.

    Nobody noticed.

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    Sorry - I try not to post on Dissensus any more as I never paid a penny towards the server and I feel like a lodger who's 3 years behind on rent scoffing the corn flakes while my disgruntled landlord Woebot slams cupboard doors and tuts at the dribble of milk left in the fridge - but I have to take issue with this fucking dreadful poem:

    There was a boy whose name was Jim
    His friends were very good to him
    They gave him tea and cakes and jam
    And slices of delicious ham
    And chocolate with pink inside
    And little tricycles to ride
    They read him stories through and through
    And even took him to the zoo


    If his friends are providing all his food and reading him stories, what exactly are his parents doing? We find out later they're well-off enough to employ a 'nurse' but apparently he has to rely on other brats for food. Surely it's their parents who feed him? And if that's his typical lunch, I'd be amazed if he could fit on a "little tricycle".


    You know (at least you ought to know
    For I have often told you so)
    That children never are allowed
    To leave their nurses in a crowd


    The author hasn't 'told us so' once, so far it's just been a list of food. I thought his 'friends' took him to the zoo? But now he's with his 'nurse'.

    Now this was Jim's especial foible
    He ran away when he was able


    You thought 'antichrist / anarchist' was bad

    And on this inauspicious day
    He slipped his hand and ran away
    He hadn't gone a yard when BANG
    With open jaws a lion sprang


    A yard's less than a metre, so presumably he's still 'in a crowd' and his nurse is in danger too, meaning the lion's obviously escaped from its enclosure. In which case, clinging to the nurse - or is it his feeder friends? - wouldn't make much of a difference. So is this a rant about badly behaved kids or badly maintained zoos?

    "Ponto," he said with angry frown
    "Down sir, let go, put it down!"
    The lion made a sudden stop
    He let the dainty morsel drop
    And slunk reluctant to his cage
    Snarling with disappointed rage


    Right, the lion goes mental and springs into a crowd (even though a pair of Masai warriors walking towards a pride scares the shit out of them) but obeys an elderly fat man.

    His mother as she dried her eyes
    Said "It gives me no surprise
    He would not do as he was told."


    Child acts like child, ie, runs around a lot.
    Is effectively beheaded by unrestrained wild beast in 'safe' public area.
    "It gives me no surprise"

    What a load of fucking shit.

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    Martin, I think I love you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martin View Post
    Sorry - I try not to post on Dissensus any more as I never paid a penny towards the server
    Don't worry about that I moved the server over to somewhere cheaper a couple of years back.

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    Oh. Can I have that twenty quid back then?
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    i'll bet you a new plastic fiver that that woman was checking her facebook account when her child clambered in there.

    anyway - far be it for me to cast the first stone - BUT, and this is if i was in the parents shoes myself, i accept that it was necessary that the gorilla was killed and i'm glad that the child is fine but that doesn't alter in any way that the parents were 100% responsible for that gorilla's death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Tea View Post
    Oh. Can I have that twenty quid back then?
    That was in about 2012 i think dude, so i reckon you're a bit behind on your payments actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by sufi View Post
    That was in about 2012 i think dude, so i reckon you're a bit behind on your payments actually
    Gah! Well I'll cough up next time there's a whip-round. I might even have a proper job by then.
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