"When I was dealing w~ t hlibrarrans they kept talkrng about Noah's Ark and I kept questroning them for a couple of years. I came to the conclus~onthat I wanted to write a horror movie that there wasn't no two-by-two animals in Noah's Ark. There's no possible way someone called Noah could possibly gather every Goddamned animal on the planet, so I came to the conclusion that there was a group of humans, humanoids, Caucasians, and they landed on the Caucasus Mountains as Caucasoids and they crash-landed in this big ship that turned from galvanised energy into wood. They landed with the genetic code and technological advancement to enslave what the dictionary calls 'heathens' - anyone not from the Caucasus Mountains. Around the 800s the dictronary was starting to be formed. After the Grecians, Phoenic~ans, we ended up with a problem of slavery, not slavery of people, but the taking over of languages, which I consider to be a subliminal war, where the ones who could conquer conquered from one slde of the planet to the other and afterwards you had a dictionary compiled. . . I called the Earth a penal colony about to be turned into a god or goddess, but the thrngs that are on rt - the lambs, the sheep, the trees, the flowers - that's all disease. But the ones that learned how to talk crashlanded, like I said, in the Ark of Noah.
"We can still to this day, from the satellite right above Turkey, still see an engine glowing, right now, and I think you know this. Don't you know this? You don't know this? There is strll a very bright light sitting right up on Mount Ararat, the other half of Noah's Ark, and we can't get near ~t'cause it would start a mu'fuckingwar. Where the hell did it come from?"