Bad Company - The Nine (2000)
Not sure if third likes this (I've seen him slag off bad company) - I'm sure Luka loathes it - but his defence of the grimly grinding has permitted me to love this choon again.
I remember Andy C (and therefore everyone else) used to tease this tune and it never failed to cause temporary pandemonium. I think I only heard it played out properly once, at some now-long-forgotten Nottingham club night, and it was a memorable experience. A 'zoner'. The 'zone' isn't about joy or even stimulation. I suppose I respond to this choon as others respond to barebone techno.