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    1. Each.
    2. Peach.
    3. Pear.
    4. Plum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by droid View Post
    Ian Brady's dad got him a job as a fruit porter at Smithfield Market in Manchester and he was 'mad about peaches', often stealing pocketfuls before they got too bruised through handling.
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    The peach is the pervert's fruit of choice. The silky, downy (yet easily bruised and often withered ) skin. 'The way the flesh comes clean off'...

    It was the favourite fruit of both John Wayne Gacy & Jeffrey Dahmer.
    I suppose I should be grateful you didn't go straight for "I heard Craner loves peaches", but maybe you thought that and then reconsidered it as too distasteful and insulting.
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    rank the fucking fruit lichen

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    1. MANGO
    2. 🍑
    3. 🍐
    4. 🍊
    5. 🍇
    6. 🍉
    hmm, yes

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    OK OK


    1.MANGO
    2.PEAR
    3.PEACH
    4.GRAPE
    5.SATSUMA
    6.WATERMELON

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    I now want a user called Fruit to rank his favourite lichens.
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    Might go and buy a peach today off the strength of this thread. I've always thought they were shit but I used to think the same of UK Garage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by droid View Post
    Point proven! Peaches are clearly the preserve of the strange, perverse and homicidal.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

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    1. orange boulder
    2. Smooth lungwort
    3. Mealy pixie cup
    4. wolf
    5. boreal felt

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    Quote Originally Posted by fruit View Post
    1. orange boulder
    2. Smooth lungwort
    3. Mealy pixie cup
    4. wolf
    5. boreal felt
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    1.MANGO
    2.PEACH
    3.PEAR
    4.GRAPE
    5.SATSUMA
    6.WATERMELON

    Waiting for Firefinga to turn up and start listing his top pieces of fruit for every month from January 1988 to the present, but never actually get around to ranking the original six.

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    Also, is there a less appetizingly-named fruit variety than the

    Quote Originally Posted by Lichen View Post
    Conference pear
    ?

    You could continue in this vein forever. Round-table-discussion apple. Diversity-workshop orange. Webinar plum. Mandatory-health-and-safety-briefing grapefruit.
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