Weird things you see on 'Who's Online'

[Mr. Tea]

i'm observing increasing activity in the "is it wrong to perhaps slightly fancy wayne rooney's girlfriends a bit?" topic

Did we ever get a definitive answer on this crucial issue?

[yyaldrin]

the general wayne rooney thread is now also being watched: http://www.dissensus.com/showthread.php?t=3764

is there any news around wayne rooney that makes people google him more than usual? if so, the "who's online" function on dissensus is functioning as a trending topic overview

[yyaldrin]

Did we ever get a definitive answer on this crucial issue?

don't know if we have an authority here on dissensus concerning such matters, everybody seem to have already taken their niches, or are fighting for the same ones. i guess gossip and paparazzi is still open.

[luka]

This morning it was Mike Paradinas searching for Mike Paradinas

[luka]

Recently crowleyhead Called him a nerd who provides economic opportunities for the disadvantaged and thirdform called him a nerd with principles, and made it sound like praise, just about. So results would have been 50/50. Sort of abusive compliments. Better than most people do. I'd take it if I were him.

[luka]

I'm sure him and Kode9 merged into the same body a while back.

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Classic dissensus look. Can't knock it.

[version]

There are a shitload of 'guests' reading the Road Rap thread atm.

[luka]

just saw someone who joined in 2006 and has not posted any comments.

Creepy weirdo. There's about 500 people viewing the road rap thread now for some reason.

[luka]

Snap

[version]

There were loads of people reading the Grime thread the other day too.

[version]

Guest 02:55 AM Viewing Thread
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY 40TH CRANER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luka]

I'm still not 40, not yet.

There's 31 'people' viewing the tedious "films you would unstintingly recommend" thread. They can't really be people. It's some kind of farming procedure. Sufi do you understand it?

[Corpsey]

It's bots innit

I remember i used to feel excited that there were hundreds of lurkers observing us, as if we were on TV or something

Then sufi said it's just a load of mindless bots dredging the internet for advertising coin

Weird things you see: craner is online and yet hasn't posted in the 'Craner top 100' thread.

[luka]

I've just tricked him into reading it by posting it in the jungle thread.

[Corpsey]

The Dissensus top 10 by post count

luka 18,430
Mr. Tea 16,311
baboon2004 8,592
zhao 8,453
IdleRich 7,986
droid 7,741
craner 7,345
vimothy 7,003
Corpsey 6,747
mms 5,899

So proud, and yet so disappointed. My new aim is to overtake vimothy by 2020.