World Cup 2018

luka

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nah you're looking for the Danes

the Swedes went east and (kinda) founded Russia, tho w/hardly any of the vast degree of lingering cultural + linguistic influence of the Danelaw

setting up a killer semifinal showdown for ca. 800 AD Scandinavian bragging rights

not actually true. just outdated conventional wisdom. but also not banter.
 

luka

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some one quickly teach padraig banter so he can join in and not look like an american
 

luka

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depends how much you like being drunk and male company i guess. my liver and kidneys hurt just watching that but if youve got the constitution for it its probably a good laugh.
 

Leo

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#highlyunlikelyitscominghometbh. #youneverknowiguessbutenjoyitwhileyoucan
 

luka

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Colombian players are dirty and don’t know how to play football. All they know is how to sniff cocaine. IT’S COMING HOME!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
The collective disbelieving, ecstatic breakdown that an entire country will suffer on 15 July if its representative footballers win three eminently winnable games - and it will be a breakdown, grown men sobbing in the streets and attack-hugging strangers as the tsunami of every emotion and trauma that watching football kept at bay for 30 or 50 years finally comes torrenting out - will be quite epic to behold.

This man's behaviour from 0.15-0.45 will look quaintly understated, a relic from a cold, emotionless prehistory that England has shed like a chrysalis to move into its glorious emotionally lucid future. Basically, July 16 looks like the apocalypse.
 
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droid

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Panama, Tunisia, Belgium's reserve team, Colombia, Sweden, Croatia/Russia... thats a fairly jammy path to the final and its not impossible they'll make it that far.

Will still lose in the end though. Can't see them beating any of the 4 teams on the other side.
 
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