World Cup 2018
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baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
Heretic 🔥
luka
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how are the irish getting on? make it through the group stages? still got big jack charlton managing?
ENGLAND!
droid
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Deservedly knocked out in the playoffs by Denmark, which is a shame because we made it as far as England in Euro 2016 despite being a nation of only 5 million with a very underdeveloped domestic football league.
We did knock Wales out of the group though, so there's that.
We did knock Wales out of the group though, so there's that.
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
Phil Neville makes any other pundit look like Johann Cruyff.
padraig (u.s.)
a monkey that will go ape
should've known I'd get carded by the banter police
I'd ask for a VAR review but I'm sure you're deadset against it, conniving foreign bureaucrats it's basically what Brexit was about
padraig (u.s.)
a monkey that will go ape
this otoh I can get behind
true fact: the only properly English monarchs of England were the Welsh Tudors, everyone else was actually German or French
this is your history Lucius
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
And European Championship semi-finalists in 2016. Nothing to prove after that mystical quest to the heart of the Eurodream. If Brazil don't beat Belgium by at least 3-1 on Friday, Wales are officially better than them, and by extension any other football team ever.
Plus our anthem is better than most countries' pop music. Certainly our own.
padraig (u.s.)
a monkey that will go ape
now despite not caring about soccer at all I'm actually getting amped up for ENGLAND to bring it home
Swedes jump out to a 2-0 lead, buoyed by a rousing pre-game pep talk from Robyn and The Knife siblings
reanimated corpse of Winston Churchill gives even more rousing speech to English players at halftime, they come back to tie it up
in 17th minute of stoppage time Harry Kane smashes a free kick thru an impenetrable Swedish shield wall to win it for The Lads
don't see how they're going to make it past shirtless bear-wrestling Putin tho
Swedes jump out to a 2-0 lead, buoyed by a rousing pre-game pep talk from Robyn and The Knife siblings
reanimated corpse of Winston Churchill gives even more rousing speech to English players at halftime, they come back to tie it up
in 17th minute of stoppage time Harry Kane smashes a free kick thru an impenetrable Swedish shield wall to win it for The Lads
don't see how they're going to make it past shirtless bear-wrestling Putin tho
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
May have to make it past Croatia and their slightly-contentious flag instead of Putin:
http://www.ebritic.com/?p=502375
If England reanimate Churchill, then the Swedes might reanimate their spirit god Ibrahimovic.
http://www.ebritic.com/?p=502375
If England reanimate Churchill, then the Swedes might reanimate their spirit god Ibrahimovic.
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