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    40. I'm up for that if you can put up me and my girlfriend. We'll smash it.

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    39. i can put the pair of you up, albeit not in great style.

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    let me start plotting this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    i was born in 1979.
    damn. I was seeing Richard hell and the voidoids at cbgb in 1979.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo View Post
    damn. I was seeing Richard hell and the voidoids at cbgb in 1979.
    im hardly a kid! i'll be 40 next year! very strange getting this old. i still dont feel like an adult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    step 3. no one is allowed more than one shop for their business. pret can have one shop. kfc can have one shop. thats it. no more.
    No way, Pret and KFC have to be banished. They belong somewhere like Southampton or Norwich, not a place seriously vying for 'best city in the world' status.

    London needs to shrink its borders - cut off all links to Croydon and draw the western boundaries back to exclude everything west of Fulham. Even Tokyo's dullest suburban hinterlands seem like St Tropez compared to Northolt or Hillingdon.

    Take inspiration from Idi Amin, reactivate the SPG with the sole task of brutalising anyone wearing flip flops, shorts and/or sandals.

    Make Soho sleazy again, and give all the bars there a license 'til 8am. So I don't have to go to bed early, like now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    im hardly a kid! i'll be 40 next year! very strange getting this old. i still dont feel like an adult.
    don't sweat it, me neither. feel like I stopped aging for the most part in my early 30s. others disagree, obviously.

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    dole on demand

    Scrap 75% of surveillance cameras.

    “Pay what you can” on public transport.

    Nationalise the royal family and public schools including their property in London.

    In addition to free housing, re-legalese squatting for commercial properties.

    Rewild West London and the City including the introduction of wolves and other wildlife, flora and fauna.

    Stop crossrail and HS2. Turn the tracks into long parks or subterranean playgrounds.

    Ban Airbnb.

    Police accountable to the communities they serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by john eden View Post
    Rewild West London and the City including the introduction of wolves and other wildlife, flora and fauna.
    Wolves on the tube, bears on the buses, marine iguanas in the Thames.

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    A forest of orchids and Venus flytraps on Threadneedle Street.

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    All bakeries to be run by Turks.

    Some sensible cap on the price of a fucking pint.
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    every club must play gabba and speedcore, kick the middle class trap students out.

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    only cockneys and black geezers on radio, no Ben UFO.

    sorry dissensoid you can migrate to egham mate.
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