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    abolish turkish restaurants for white people and let me run a centralised turkish food dispensary.

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    blow up the houses of parliament.

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    free trains. pay as u feel is too liberal.

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    crash the housing market. make the landlords cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    ban north london
    oi we were listening to garage way before south london loooool

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    Gladiatorial combat to take place in the Emirates Stadium between ageing firms of Millwall and ICF top boys. Tories to be thrown to pit bulls.

    Annual crucifixion of Boris Johnson to remind us to never make that mistake again. Kind of like Bonfire night, but for cunts. Just nail him up for a few hours and take him down again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Tea View Post
    All bakeries to be run by Turks.

    Some sensible cap on the price of a fucking pint.
    i like the xpensive pints thing cos it gives northerners something to whinge about when they come down here pretending all they drink is 50p pints of tetleys

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    there's expensive pints and then there's:

    4.50 for a half pint of fosters at fabric. lol most annoying club I've ever been to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    i like the xpensive pints thing cos it gives northerners something to whinge about when they come down here pretending all they drink is 50p pints of tetleys
    I'm a big fan of Yorkshiremen moaning about London and how terrible it is when they have literally just stepped off a train in Kings Cross or Euston. We should create a special pen for them there like they have on static demos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by john eden View Post
    I'm a big fan of Yorkshiremen moaning about London and how terrible it is when they have literally just stepped off a train in Kings Cross or Euston. We should create a special pen for them there like they have on static demos.
    we already have its called the euston all bar one

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    Banning the internet and smartphones, implemented with extreme prejudice, is the key to establishing all the others. Good bread and Boris Johnson crucifixions will follow naturally.

    Yorkshire people moaning about London is UK culture at its finest, but French people must not be allowed the freedom to do the same. It turns something brilliant (unhinged moaning) into something unbearable.

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    no more clothes

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    Make it posher IMO

    More Benugo outlets more artisinal coffee more flash mobs

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    benugo is not posh and has some of the worst, and worst made coffee in london. their monopoly of art gallery cafes is partly what inspired this thread.
    losing the good cafe at tate modern to benugo was a stake through the heart

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    talking about bread, good coffee is still bizarrely difficult to find in London (and the wider UK, possibly), compared to France, Italy, Spain or wherever

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