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    Default how can we fix london?

    step 1. ban the private use of the motorcar.

    step 2. have bars and pubs stay open till 2 or 3 every night like in normal places.

    step 3. no one is allowed more than one shop for their business. pret can have one shop. kfc can have one shop. thats it. no more.

    step 4. train kids how to be top bakers. send them to france or sonoma or whatever.

    step 5. ban dogs.

    step 5. ban the internet.

    step 5. ban tories.

    step 5. ban tate modern.

    step 6. make employers pay all staff properly so thay can spend their excess cash on drugs and having fun

    what else do we need to sort things out?

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    ban north london

    ban west london

    ban southwest london

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    ban students

    ban universities

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    rethink step 5, otherwise you'll be on your own because none of us will know what you're up to (also, we'd be very sad).

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    no one can own more than 1 house
    everyone gets a free house

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    ban north london
    oi we were listening to garage way before south london loooool

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    Quote Originally Posted by luka View Post
    step 3. no one is allowed more than one shop for their business. pret can have one shop. kfc can have one shop. thats it. no more.
    No way, Pret and KFC have to be banished. They belong somewhere like Southampton or Norwich, not a place seriously vying for 'best city in the world' status.

    London needs to shrink its borders - cut off all links to Croydon and draw the western boundaries back to exclude everything west of Fulham. Even Tokyo's dullest suburban hinterlands seem like St Tropez compared to Northolt or Hillingdon.

    Take inspiration from Idi Amin, reactivate the SPG with the sole task of brutalising anyone wearing flip flops, shorts and/or sandals.

    Make Soho sleazy again, and give all the bars there a license 'til 8am. So I don't have to go to bed early, like now.

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